Here’s what I’ve been thinking about the swine flu pandemic

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Look, it sounds like the government is trying to tell us that we are
protected, that we’re supposed to be safe and all these scary viruses can’t
happen to us. I’m not buying it. They know exactly how to get the most
out of people in such a time of crisis. We’re being manipulated by them
everywhere!

Oh yeah, this pandemic is definitely a “gift” to humanity. It’s like, the
government is giving us an opportunity to become even more evil and
destructive. God forbid we are going to take it and run wild!

Maybe that’s a good thing, right? So we can live in peace and harmony for
awhile? Or something like that.

I mean, look at all of this. This virus could be the best thing that’s ever
hit this universe. Like, why would anyone want to harm us?

You know, I don’t know. Maybe if the virus was really bad, it would make us
want to be at war with each other and kill each other off. But, right now,
it’s a gift of sorts. It gives us hope that maybe the world will stop
spreading this stuff and then we won’t have to worry about it anymore.

You know what I mean, don’t you?

Maybe we should stop fighting each other, and just have a nice life.

Yeah…

I mean, what is the point in spreading this stuff and becoming a threat to
others? We’ll all get along just fine if the world just stays stable (in this
pandemic).

I know, that would be so cool!

And to think, maybe everyone would live in a nice, nice place without
worrying about any danger at all.

We’ll just go shopping in the mall or watch TV on our computers or just
live in total peace!

Yeah, totally, we’ll just have no problems. I don’t think the government and
nearly everyone in the media would care if we all just…stop fighting.

I know that seems impossible, but then again, who are we kidding? The
government might even help us. They might try to stop the violence, or they
might just make us want to stay peaceful, just like they’re trying to make us
feel safe now.

Yeah, they’re doing good work, right? Like, they’re trying to make us
fearless by telling us that we’re immune!

Well, yeah, like I said, I don’t buy it. If they’re really trying to avoid
any violence, they’d be giving us more vaccine right now so we could protect
each other.

No, they would just give the vaccine to themselves.

That would be great, right?

Right? I mean, no one would have to worry for quite a while, right?

Yeah, right.

I’d love to be immune.

We can all live in peace and harmony, everyone is happy, and I don’t have
to worry about anything anymore. I’m gonna live in happiness!

I’ll live in peace!

You’ll live in peace!

I’ll live in happiness!

Yeah, you’ll live in happiness!

Yeah, we’ll all live in happiness!

We could all live in peace! And it doesn’t get any better than that!

I don’t want to be immune!

I don’t want to be immune!

I don’t want to be immune!

I don’t want to be immune!

I don’t want to be immune!

I don’t want to be immune!

You know what would be great? If we couldn’t fight, then we could relax!

We’ll just sit in our chairs, like, enjoying what we love instead of dying
off every day!

Yep. This is it! It’s the greatest thing that has ever happened to
us. We’re all supposed to live in peace and harmony, and then some
government leader or scientist comes along and says, “We are not doing well
now, right? Why don’t we give away some of our vaccine so more people will
live in peace and harmony instead of dying off because we’re not fighting as
hard?”

Maybe we should give away all the vaccine and then we’ll all be safe.

Okay, maybe we should stop fighting, that would be okay.

Yeah, we should stop fighting, right? No, wait, we should stop resisting,
that would be okay.

We should stop resisting. No, we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We should stop resisting. No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No, we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

We can’t stop resisting! No we can’t stop resisting, that would be okay.

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